Sydney Mardi Gras to have ghost straight float

Sydney’s Mardi Gras this coming March 7, 2015 is no longer the street campaign march for homosexual coming out.  It is more than a bunch of abnormal types with perverted sexual preferences. It has morphed beyond gay and lesbian to really weird shit.

Like LGBTTQQIAAP (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual, Ally, Panssexual), and like QUILTBAG (Queer and Questioning, Intersex, Lesbian, Transgender and Transsexual and Two-Spirit, Bisexual, Asexual and Ally, and Gay and Genderqueer), and like even FABGLITTER (Allies or poly-Amorous (as in Polyamorous couples), Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Intersexed, Transgender, Transsexual Engendering Revolution or inter-Racial attraction).

Whatever perversions all these entail.

And they demand not just Gay Marriage with adoption and foreign surrogacy rights, but LGBTTQQIAAP adoption and foreign surrogacy rights, and QUILTBAG adoption and foreign surrogacy rights and FABGLITTER adoption and foreign surrogacy rights.

Poor bloody twisted kids will deserve a Royal Commission in years to come.

But this year, protesters against the Mardi Gras are planning to secretly tag along a ghost straight float, inviting a return to the normal.  In any case the last float should perpetually be a closed closet.

Straight Dancing

 With any luck, it will bucket down.