- Communist Idealism,
- Welfarism,
- Leftism,
- Anarchism,
- Election Loser Denialism,
- Born Again Communism,
- Redistributionism,
- Globalism,
- Scientologism,
- Alien Abductionism,
- Evangelism,
- Climate Evangelism,
- Doomsday Cultism,
- Nostradamusism,
- Apocalypticism,
- Y2K Bugism,
- Climate Armageddon,
- Climate Communism,
and pigs fly
..so pull the other one, it’s got bells on.