Australia’s ethnic surf toll is just natural attrition

Third Worlders are just not fit enough for Australian conditions, plus they have no friggen idea about the phenomenon we call ‘surf’.  And this summer is proving to be a hoot!  We know they can’t drive.  They also can’t swim. The ethnic…

Blairgowrie and Carnarvon – real asian rock fishermen don’t wear rifejackets – foot found

Mornington Peninsula’s ragged and rip prone back beaches on Victoria’s wild coast could offer an alternative to Dan Andrews push for a new euthanasia tourism boom.  This is especially since Dan’s banned from importing his OJ flavoured secobarbital. Instead, Mornington Peninsula has…

CROWNBET: Blue Fish Point is Japanese sushi hub of rock fishing suicide

Gotcha!  North Head?  Big Swell?  Japs rock fishing? China high rollers, place your bets! Just 1km from Manly Hospital, kamakazi hero Japs thought it hero to rock fish in big swell at Blue Fish Point.  Life jackets for woosy LGBTI geishamen. Blue…