Victoria’s monster swell offers up monster sushi fishing

With Victoria’s famous shipwreck coast currently copping a Bass Strait pounding from 15m waves this weekend, hero rockfishing Asians of all ages are encouraged to cast a line in the water in the inaugural Twelve Apostles Asian Midnight Fishing Classic. This time…

Blairgowrie and Carnarvon – real asian rock fishermen don’t wear rifejackets – foot found

Mornington Peninsula’s ragged and rip prone back beaches on Victoria’s wild coast could offer an alternative to Dan Andrews push for a new euthanasia tourism boom.  This is especially since Dan’s banned from importing his OJ flavoured secobarbital. Instead, Mornington Peninsula has…

Asian Rock Fishing Deaths provide novelty betting odds

Life jacket-free rockfishing is all the rage amongst Sydney’s middle-aged immigrant asians. The free-spirit sport has become so ‘poprular’ that it’s a cert to read about yet another ‘noodle son’ becoming shark burley off the east coast each month. Early this year,…