June 23, 2021

Anarchists’ third-nippled fictional mentor succumbs, how slack

Christopher Lee, the actor who played the fictional villain, Francisco Scaramanga, in the 1974 Bond film ”The Man with the Golden Gun’, succumbed to reality this week.

Scaramanga was a man obsessed.  Raised in a travelling circus, he discovered how much he enjoyed killing people after murdering a policeman.

Certain anarchists revered Scaramanga for his narcissism and fantasized symbol of sexual prowess (third nipple power) and for doing “the odd favour” for the Chinese communist government.  If tits on a bull are useless, then his third nipple a “superfluous papilla or mammary gland” next to his left one, only emphasised his absolute uselessness.

Scaramanga“Please be advised that I have only drunk one cup of coffee this morning and that I am still recovering from having my third nipple scratched by Bübi the cat.”

I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don’t like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2015 premiership’s a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.”

HawthornFamous last words

 

 

 

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