Chinese spy ship 30nm off Queensland monitoring Australia’s military exercises with the US – Marise Payne AWOL and Julie Bishop GAF

Australia’s defence munster, Senator Marise Payne, only got the Cabinet gig because PM Turnbullcrap, keen to be popular with Greens-Labor, felt compelled to fill some arbitrary PC quota appointing Australia’s first ever obese woman to the role. And where was she last…