Category: Third World Cumberworld

Asian Rock Fishing Deaths provide novelty betting odds

Life jacket-free rockfishing is all the rage amongst Sydney’s middle-aged immigrant asians. The free-spirit sport has become so ‘poprular’ that it’s a cert to read about yet another ‘noodle son’ becoming shark burley off the east coast each month. Early…

Dumb drunk asian swimmers: we parody Joe Hildebrand

Kapeesh? Another decent surf day in Australia and another two ethnics drown.  The latest two lads were drunk too.  Good one. The rather apologist news report yesterday from the Coffs Coast Advocate ran like this…(the words in brackets tell the…

Another asian rock fisher lemming

A 27-year-old man is missing after being swept to sea while fishing at Voodoo Point, near Kurnell, in Sydney’s south. A search and rescue operation is underway for the fisherman, who was reported missing by his friends at 2.45pm on Thursday afternoon. Nationality?…